11 janvier 2007

Write On

Everybody says keeping a diary makes you a better rider. I don't see how, but here goes.

Jan. 6
Dear Diary,
Did the group ride today. My best friend Justin was there and I'm like, "Justin! Awesome to see you. How's it going ?" And Justin's like, "Hey." Totally ignores me, like I was wearing last year's helmet, which I'm so not. Okay, my Sidis are from 2005. We can't all have Platinum Gold Cards like jerky-boy Justin. Whatever.

So I ride alongside my other best friend, Britney. She's like, "How was your holiday ?" And I'm like, "Awesome. Turkey, mashed potatoes, three pies... And she's like, "Yeah, it looks like you enjoyed yourself." And I'm like, "What's that supposed to mean ? Maybe I did put on a few pounds, but at least I had fun. And I don't look like a Lycra toothpick." And Britney's like, "Whatever."

Jan. 7
Dear Diary,
After yesterday's horrible, horrible group ride, I rode by myself because I have no friends and everyone hates me except my cat Mr. Squiggles. And even he pooped in my shoes this morning but I don't care because I'm buying some 2007 Sidis tomorrow.

Anyway, I'm pedaling along all bummed when this Totally Cute Cyclist catches me and goes, "Hey." So I go, "Hey." Then TCC goes, "Nice bike." And I go, "Thanks." Then TCC rides off and I'm totally in love. Except I forgot to get TCC's digits, but I just know we'll meet again 'cause it's fate.

Jan. 8
Dear Diary,
My stupid, stupid roommates found my diary and read everything. And they're like, "You loser. It's a training diary. You're supposed to write down your mileage and heart rate, not this junk." And I'm like, "Whatever."


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